Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Home Sweet Home

Blast it all! That school was mine! I almost had the most powerful army on the planet. I would have won if wasn't for those two over-enthusiatic dwarves. Wolverine and Son Gunk-O or whatever his name is. Bah.

I took the damaged Terminator to a nearby safe house that I maintain. Removing my battlesuit, I examined the slashes on my chest that Wolverine had left. How I despise that little hairy dog. Fortunately mutants heal quickly. Sky, the Terminatrix, also seemed to be repairing herself rather fast. She would periodically announce how long until she was functional again.

As I pondered my next move, I became aware that Sky was standing next to me. She was completely naked. I stared in surprise at her for a moment. Well, for several moments really.

"Dear, you can't follow me around looking like that," I finally said.

She looked confused. "Why not?"

"Well . . it's rather . . distracting."

Before my eyes she completely changed her form. One moment she was indistiquisable from a real human being, and the next she was a silvery metallic android.

Once we were ready to travel, I lead us to my forward command center about a mile away. I have used it to stage attacks on Xavier's school in the past. I activated the survelliance equipment to observe what was happening back at the academy.

Storm had taken command and Cyclops was running around in a pink dress. Ha! He's almost as big a loser as my son, Pietro. Wolverine had locked up all the students who had followed me. He was being rather harsh with them. Hmm, that could work to my advantage. Son Goober was gone back to wherever he came from. So were the New Avengers. Yes, there was an opportunity here.

As I worked to formulate my next steps, Sky kept hovering over me. Even though she now had on a bathing suit and was metallic, there was something still rather . . distracting . . about her. I gave her assignments to try and keep her occupied. Cleaning the center, cooking me a meal, cleaning the kitchen. I was surprised at how quickly this death machine turned domestic. There was something comforting about it. She was thorough and efficient. The movie 'Stepford Wives'
popped into my head.

After several hours of mapping out my strategy, I was exhausted and ready for some sleep. Sky was still locked to my side though. Hoping I would get some peace, I sent her on some trivial task, but she was back before I managed to fall asleep. And she was again hovering above me, staring at me.

"I cannot sleep with you standing over me," I told her impatiently.

"I will correct the situation," she responded.

"Thank you," I mumbled, rolling over onto my side away from her.

The next thing I knew she was crawling into bed next to me. I was so startled that I think I actually gasped.

"You are undergoing some trembling," she said.

"Er, well, your, um, metal body is a bit . . cold."

As I watched her body changed to flesh. Beautiful, tan flesh. And she grew long blond hair. Soft, golden blond. Her curvey body pressed up against mine. A little voice in the back of my head reminded me that she was just a machine. I ignored it.


Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear Sir,

Wow,you have sunk to a new low.Just remember to set her on mute, when the two of you go to the movies.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Mirai Trunks said...

you know I can maybe understand Krillan's thing for 18 since she's got human parts but this is weird.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

dwarf? i'm 6 foot tall huh?

12:22 AM  
Blogger Magneto said...

Everything is relative. I'm 6'2" - 6'7" with the helmet. Therefore your smaller than me, hence a dwarf.

5:32 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow, when she hopped into bed, did she provide her own soundtrack, too?

Wow wow cheeka wow wowwwww.

1:10 PM  
Blogger TX said...

Main Entry: 1-mar┬Ěried
Pronunciation: 'mar-Ed also 'mer-
Function: adjective
1 a : being in the state of matrimony : WEDDED b : of or relating to marriage : CONNUBIAL

Magneto are you proposing?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear "Mags"

I sorry ,but I have sent You buu and doughboy. Have fun.D.F.A.

Dr.Polaris rules.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to live with you!

The Doughboy

1:27 AM  
Blogger Magneto said...

Nice try. My location is top, top secret. Sorry!

5:42 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Free Counters